Monday, October 22, 2007

anthill diggs downtown

For Immediate Release.

Warrior Ant Press annouces plan to relocate WorldWide Anthill Headquarters as part of continuing downtown revitalization.

The Kansas City Star said, "there's no other place like it."

Here are just some of the amenities offered at the new headquarters.

  • Ten-year real estate property tax abatement with complimentary offshore banking.

  • Indoor saltwater lap pool, spa, with steam and massage rooms.

  • Wine cellar with private lockers and sommelier.

  • Demonstration kitchen hosted by Rachel Rae.

  • Card room with continuous ESPN2 broadcasts of World Series of Poker.

  • Party room (VIP bottle service available) with complimentary salsa lessons (7-9 pm nightly), and DJs (11pm - 4 am Wed-Sat).

  • Executive business center with video golf range and free powerpoint tips.

  • Drawing room with complimentary sketch books and nude models.

  • Media lounge with fantasy football mentor on 24-hour stand-by.

  • State-of-the-art treadmills with embedded video screens.

  • Biometric security and 24/7 staff. Concierge and valet services for both patrons and pets.

  • Dog grooming room and outdoor pet playground.

  • Complimentary storage pod and valet parking.

  • Outdoor heated swimming pool, whirlpool, barbecue area and putting green.

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