Tuesday, August 28, 2007

method acting

Owen Wilson was rescued from the Crandall Canyon mine earlier today and is reported in stable condition. It was not clear exactly why Mr. Wilson was in the mine, but sources close to the actor said that despite his upbeat attitude, he frequently descended into dark pits, perhaps in search of artisitic inspiration.

Crandall Canyon mine owner, Robert Murray, indicated that rescue attempts to recover additional miners who have been trapped inside the mine for over 3 weeks, would soon cease despite this news.

Neither Mr. Owen's publicist nor Mr. Murray (who acts as his own publicist) would comment on the swirling rumor that in return for the rescue, Mr. Wilson has agreed to portray the embattled actor in an upcoming movie "Mountain Man battles the Seismologists "

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