Monday, August 13, 2007

geppetto ends long run @ woodshop

The puppet-master, Karl Rove, will resign at the end of the month. Inside sources say Mr. Rove will use his time to write a book about the history of ventriloquism and to buy a suit that fits.


Anonymous said...

I think he's set on also spending a good chunk of time reading the latest HARRY POTTER.

m.o.i.@ warrior ant press said...

And fantasy role playing. Five bucks says he's got a secret thing for unicorns.