Feeling a little down? A little misunderstood? Does the Man have his foot firmly planted on your neck? Is it the heat, or the stupidity? Need to garner some sympathy? Need an excuse for flagging productivity? For being late-for-work? For missing that all important birthday? Anniversary?
Get help fast with the 99-dollar-brain -surgery hat. Don this cap, and when confronted with your failings, you simply mumble unintelligibly, feeble point to the hat, and voila, instant empathy
"Oh my God!, what happened?" "Are you OK?" "Is there anything that you need done?" "Is it serious?" "Please tell me it was benign?" These are just a few of the responses frequently heard. by the wearer of this cap.
So if your health insurance doesn't fully cover self-diagnosed brain disorders or if you need a psychological hug and your checkbook is lower than your spirits, opt for the 99-dollar-brain surgery hat. One size fits most maladies.
m.o.i.: 99 dollar brain surgery
elsewhere:
m.o.i.: hat's off
m.o.i.: rare west tibetan mountain dog
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