Last night Larry King, in an effort to provide a network eclusive, announced that if the criminal would have him, he would dump his wife and marry her on the spot. P.Hitty, although flattered, politely refused. Larry, in disbelief, asked his attorney, via the call-in line, to rescind serving the divorce papers on Larry's wife, Shawn Southwick, who was dining at the Playboy mansion. Southwick, watching and listening via one of the 100 flat panel screens that are prominently displayed throughout the mansion, was incensed and threated to countersue. Hope prevailed anew, when Hef (via a live remote feed), clad in silk pajamas and surrounded by his three girlfriends, mediated a settlement between Larry, Shawn, and P.Hiddy that included a discussion on open and honest marriage to be televised live on a Barbara Walters' exclusive.