homo erectus

El Presidente, Dick Cheney, has voluntary agreed to temporarily remove his finger from George Bush's arse, thus ending his brief, but second knuckle, tenure, as reigning King of the World View. Bush, who wore a flight suit during much of the procedure, is expected to recover enough to tackle his next job, that of reading the latest installment of Harry Potter before his term expires in slighty more than 17 months.

"It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it," said Bush.