Saturday, July 7, 2007

flance to wear zero for prologue


There will no rider wearing the coveted number 1 during the start of this year's Tour de France. Instead, Floyd Landis, whose defense has made about as much sense as the Bush administration's continued rationale for invading Iraq will be sitting this one out, awaiting his final verdict from Mephistophocles. A final ruling is expected within the next two weeks on the doping trial, likely about the time the first riders begin their attacks on Col de Colombiere. Landis, like Bush, appears to be committed to a journey down a moral abyss of his own chosing. Unlike Bush, Landis has vowed, should the current judgement be upheld, to appeal the decision for one final, intractable decision in front of the People's Court, the honorable Judge Marilyn Milian presiding.

the minister of information: flance to wear zero for prologue

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