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Putzer Prize winning journalist, Ed Anger, has been forced to retire from the printed pages of the World Weekly News. The reknowned Anger, the first journalist to break the now infamous story of alien endorsement of President Bush's campaign and whose candid interviews with Elvis years after his purported death by a crappy peanut butter sandwich won the hearts and minds of Blue Hawaiians everywhere with his simple prose and no-holds barred attitude. A spokesperson for Anger, interviewed in the checkout line at Safeway, indicated that Mr. Anger was fed up with the direction of corporate, jingoistic, journalism and longed for the days when the beat reporter was free to write about anything.