George Bush loses at checkers

Scientists have reported that they have successfully written a computer program, Chinook, that never loses at checkers, which makes this program about as relevant as my Uncle Bob, now deceased, who also never lost at checkers. I'm fairly certain that Chinook does not wear Sunday-go-to-meeting cowboy boots nor mix his Jim Beam straight into 6-ounce Cocoa-Colas nor belittle you for being a city-slicker all while kicking butt on the black and red but you can try to beat the boring but inimitable machine yourself.

In a related story, scientists also reported that George Bush is still an idiot and that there is no apparent end in sight for the War in Iraq - soon to be known as the War in the Middle East.