Apparently I've been things all wrong. Flowers. Poems. Letters. Meals served by candlelight on the front porch. This is not how you attract a mate. Not according to the most recent research and everyone knows to put their trust in the latest scientific research - no matter what you may have heard in church this past Sunday.
It's the smelly t-shirt that counts! Lord, knows there's no shortage of them in moi's abode. So here you are! One of moi favs. Has the bouquet of the peleton mixed with undertones of blackberry, rosemary, and sage. Come and get moi!
It's the smelly t-shirt that counts! Lord, knows there's no shortage of them in moi's abode. So here you are! One of moi favs. Has the bouquet of the peleton mixed with undertones of blackberry, rosemary, and sage. Come and get moi!
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