Saturday, October 11, 2008

kids these days!

Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, in an attempt to deflect attention from her mother's increasingly ridiculous and scandalous attempt at becoming Vice-President, recently pulled down her pants to paparazzi and revealed her latest tattoo. Seizing upon the biblical tone of the artwork, one bedazzled reporter, reportedly then asked Gov. Palin if the rumors that she had "Fly Boy Landing Strip" tattooed along her ass crack were true. The reporter was quickly seized by Secret Service agents and subsequently handed over to Palin family members. After brief questioning, the reporter was strapped face-down to the front of a Zamboni machine piloted by husband Todd who then slowly circled the hockey rink until the rude boy cried "wolf, wolf, wolf".

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