when animals go berserk

When you put a killer whale in a tank, clap, and dangle fresh food in front of them in exchange for tricks, then one shouldn't be surprised that one day they might get bored with the white man's view of nature as just another entertainment venue. However, one should be surprised to learn that Tilikum had his own Twitter account and that SeaWorld officials, in response to the orca's recent drown-the-trainer routine, went berserk and suspended the account.

The GOP F'n hates Valentine's Day

One of my spook friends turned me on to these GOP tricks. Valentine cards surely designed as much to build a database of e-dresses for spreading the hate as much as having a little fun at the expense of others.

Here's a story that you might have missed though. James O'Keefe, the anti-ACORN filmaker, who was largely responsible for the hate campaign during the last election cycle, was recently arrested (along with 3 co-conspirators) for trying to break into Senator's Mary Landriue's office. They face felony charges that could land them in prison for 10 years and draw a $25,000 fine.

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visual reviews of 3-D entertainment

Smurfs in 3-D. Coming soon to a theater near you!

teddy! we hardly knew ya

Loves me some Soul Train...and the bass line in this groove. It's never easy to let it go.

where is lazie lynch

This is for the HATERS out there who are starting up some fire with the fans about me hitting or robbing an old lady get a fuckin life you worthless shits, i got respects and havent touched or robbed no old lady. now move on and find a life ya shits

--Facebook profile of Craig 'Lazie' Lynch, the Internet police taunter who's garnered more than 30,000 fans since posting updates of his on-the-lam whereabouts.

tsa announces new travel restrictions

In the wake of the thwarted Christmas Day terrorist plot on Northwest Airlines flight 253, TSA has announced new restrictions for air travel. While somewhat vague as to the specificity of the restrictions, passengers will no longer be allowed to carry explosive devices on board international flights arriving in the US.