rethinking amy winehouse

Don't they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? No? No? No?



This video came my way via Pedro who brought Club Nice Nice, one of the new vibe spots in the recently redone downtown area, to fruition. This place is so hip that reservations are made only via text message; if you don't have the number (and it changes monthly), well, you probably don't belong. There is no door, just a velvet rope guarded by holographic images of Angelina Jolie and Wesley Snipes. Both are armed.

I made it past the velvet rope one day doing an impersonation of a bicycle delivery person and found myself in a kitchen where the sound of basement bongra was almost as loud as the pungent aroma of garlic. The Executive Chef was suspended over the kitchen in a cage and everyone once in a while would throw peeled potatoes at the service staff when they couldn't accurately describe the merits and nuances of the day's prix fixe.

In my few minutes in the kitchen, I witnessed the sous chef go through her paces to prepare for the luncheon rush of 75 plates. She downed in quick succession, a coffee shooter (recipe below), immediately followed by a 540 (recipe below), and then a finishing flourish of Christopher Elbow bon bons.

Pedro and I do share a common love for the absurd, the difference being that he's been able to make a living using it to his advantage while I toil under its infinite mask.

Coffee Shooter
Pour 3 double espressos in a martin shaker full of shaved ice along with 3 packets of turbinado sugar.

Shake vigorously for 30 seconds.
Strain contents in a frozen martini glass.
Down in one gulp.
Contains 480 milligrams of caffeine and 12 grams of sugar.
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Immediately follow the coffee shooter with a 540.
The 540.
In the same martini shaker!
One can of 180.
2 shots of 360 vodka.
2 espresso beans.
Shake vigorously for 30 seconds.
Strain contents in a frozen martini glass.(Use the same one!)
Down in one gulp.
Contains 90 milligrams of caffeine, 33 grams of carbs, 25 mg of sodium, and 4 ounces of alchohol.

The Flourish. Chocolat avec caramel et fleur de sel.







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