Thursday, May 7, 2009

cinco de mayo alien abductions

When you get tired of hearing how unwed teen mother Bristol Palin is the new spokesperson for Candie's Foundation Abstinence Only program take a look at the story of the 3-year old boy who was lost in the Ozark Mountains for 3 days and lived to tell about it. The boy, unharmed except for numerous tick bites, was apparently saved by two stray coon dogs, is recuperating. If there isn't an alien abduction in either of these stories, there really ought to be.



ozark miracle

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. i JUST WANT TO PADDLE THE SHIT OUT OF THEE PARENTS!

Anonymous said...

Urrhhg! If only spankings worked! When will Americans realize that celebrity is just another form of prostitution. Parents and churches whoring out the 18 y/o child and her baby for the media and political agendas.

Makes me want to adopt some "thin the human herd policies", but I'll set the emotional reaction aside and pray for grace for these children and protection from the dumbasses that surround them.

Chappy

Anonymous said...

So when Britney sings, "I want Candie's" is she really asking for unprotected sex, out-of-wedlock children, or both?

Anonymous said...

i thought the real question behind this was hayden pannettiere's potential "i didnt keep my baby" side of the story. just a rumor.