Friday, July 4, 2008

republicans invest in porn

This is really too funny. El Presidento Bush, who apparently has the foresight of a bush, has stoked the fires of the porn industry with his economic stimulus package. How much porn does $600 buy anyway?

From the PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- An unforeseen and surprising beneficiary of the Economic Stimulus Plan, a plan that George Bush contends will "boost our economy and encourage job creation," has surfaced this week. An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans' mailboxes across the country.

According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, "Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market."

Jillian Fox, spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites reporting figures to AIMRCo, added, "In a June 15, 2008 survey to our members, thirty two percent of respondents referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership."

AIMRCo is a non-profit organization that specializes in gathering, interpreting and distributing data on the online adult market. Through surveys, interviews, and information analysis, we attempt to assess trends and opportunities in the Internet market capitalized on by adult paysites, affiliate sites, and traffic trading sites. Using our connected network of over 400 paysites and 2000 affiliates/traffic trading sites, we gather the data necessary to make informed market trend assessments.

Contact:
Kirk Mishkin
Tel: 646-552-4754
Email: kirk@aimrco.com
website: http://www.aimrco.com

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We'll tell you what Warrior Ant Press did with its stimulus check next week and it wasn't to buy porn.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Even though Bush is paying us to be wankers, at least we're still getting paid!