are those beets or a joke about beets?

Neither. It's beet ice cream w/ caramelized walnuts. It's good. And good for you.

“HarperCollins remains thrilled to count Jessica Seinfeld on its roster of talented authors, and continues to stand unequivocally behind her work.” So said Steve Ross, the publisher of Collins, the imprint of Harper Collins that published Seinfeld's cookbook “Deceptively Delicious.”

That's a funny name for a book especially if you're being sued for plagiarism by the author of another, very similar book, but I guess she thought no one would get the joke.

We note though, in Mr. Ross's defense, that Harper's also counts Laura and Jenna Bush, who may have sold a few books but can't write for shit, as part of its stable of talented authors.