a bargain at any price

It only took 35 million dollars of his own money for Mitt Romney to realize he didn't want to be President of the United States.

Mitt Romney dropped out of the race because of:
1) Fear of a brown planet.
2) Fear of a French planet.
3) Fear of a black planet.
4) Fear of evangelicans, Scientologists, and Muslims.
5) Fear of the Chinese Olympics.
6) Fear of having another Saville Row suit ruined at the dry-cleaners.
7) Fear of his sons becoming too worldly on the campaign trail.
8) Fear of fear itself.
9) Fear of only having $50 million dollars in his bank account.
10)Terror.

Note: This number keeps going up. We first reported 32 Mil, then we heard 35 Mil, and just today we heard 40 Mil. Mitt is not required by law to disclose this amount.