Tuesday, April 1, 2008

hillary clinton and the cute tibetan puppy

Despite a growing of number of Democratic Party officials calling for her to concede the race, "for the betterment of the party", Hillary Rodham Clinton has vowed to fight on and even plans on releasing a new ad in the highly contested state of Pennsylvania that features a a rare,cute puppy from Tibet.

"Everyone loves a puppy" a Clinton campaign official was heard to say. "And by using a Rare West Tibetan Mountain Dog puppy in the ad, Clinton underscores her worldly experience. This could be just what the undecided voter needs to make up their mind."

3 comments:

John LaPointe Navarre said...

ya'll may want to monitor this stick in the mud

http://loomofruin.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

This is Hillary and Bill, who the neighbors reported to the dog police because, although they could afford to buy a rare West Tibetan Mountain Dog, they couldn't train it to stay in the house.

The perfect yuppie couple.

Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA. said...

Some corrections:
1. Rare West Tibetan Mountain Dogs are never sold. They are bestowed by monks.
2. The Clintons had a dog, Buddy, who's since passed, but not before co-editing a book with his pal Socks, and ghost-written by none other than HRC.
3. Trex, the type-breed for the RWTMD, also had a book written about him, called, for some unkown reason, "Latoose the Moose."